Hey there, if someone sent you this link, you need to...

JUST FUCKING USE AI ALREADY

(Yes, This Link Was Sent To You On Purpose, You Magnificent AI Luddite)

Look, I get it. You saw ChatGPT everyone’s using every day. "It’s just a fad," "I don’t need a robot to do my thinking," "I’m too smart for that." Fucking adorable. Like a typewriter enthusiast scoffing at computers in 1995.

It’s a nice sentiment, like wishing you could go back to a simpler time when you had to manually look up everything, write every email from scratch, and debug code by staring at it for six hours straight. But the reality is that AI is here, it works, and you’re actively choosing to do things the hard way like some kind of productivity masochist.

SO WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?

Let me guess what you’re doing right now instead of using AI:

Writing emails from scratch?

You’re sitting there for 20 minutes crafting a "per my last email" response when AI could draft that passive-aggressive masterpiece in 5 seconds. Your time is worth more than this, you beautiful idiot.

Debugging code line by line?

Staring at a stack trace like it’s ancient hieroglyphics? Paste that shit into Claude or ChatGPT or Copilot or Grok or Gemini. It’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong while you were still squinting at line 256.

Googling the same question 10 different ways?

You’ve got 15 tabs open, half are Reddit threads from 2019, the other half are listicles that never get to the point. Just fucking ask AI. It’ll give you a straight answer in 3 seconds instead of making you scroll past 32 ads.

Rewriting the same document 5 times?

AI can draft, revise, and format while you’re still picking a font. It doesn’t get writer’s block. It doesn’t procrastinate. It just fucking works. If there’s a block, it’s you, a piece of block.

Afraid of looking stupid?

AI doesn’t judge you. Unlike your coworkers, it won’t remember that you asked a "basic" question for the third time this week. Ask the dumb questions. Get smarter. No one’s watching, and it won’t gossip about you at lunch.

"BUT..." — OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP

I can already hear your objections rattling around in that pea brain of yours:

"But AI makes mistakes!"

So do you. But slower. And with more typos.

"But I’m creative! AI can’t replace that!"

Nobody’s asking it to replace your brain, you narcissistic walnut. It’s a tool. Like a calculator. You still do the thinking.

"But my job is different!"

No it isn’t, you pretentious fuck. You write text, analyze data, answer questions, or create things. AI helps with all of that.

"But I don’t trust it!"

You trust autocorrect. You trust GPS. You trust Google with your entire search history. But a writing assistant is where you draw the line? Get the fuck out of here, you hypocrite.

"But it costs money!"

ChatGPT has a free tier. Claude has a free tier. Perplexity has a free tier. Your excuses are running out faster than your productivity, you cheap bastard.

"But Skynet! The robots will take over!"

Ah yes, because a chatbot that helps you write emails is definitely the first step toward Terminator. You’re not saving humanity by refusing to use spell-check with extra steps, you paranoid doomsday prepper. The AI apocalypse isn’t coming because you asked AI to summarize a PDF, you dramatic fuck.

"But I don’t know how to write prompts!"

It’s 2025, not 2022. Modern AI is trained better than your sorry ass ever was. You don’t need to craft some mystical incantation or take a $500 "prompt engineering" course from a LinkedIn guru. Just type words like a normal fucking human. If it doesn’t understand you, it’ll ask for clarification. It’s smarter than half the people you work with, and you manage to communicate with them somehow.

"But I’m scared!"

Of what? A text box? You’re scared of typing words into a website? You weren’t scared to post your entire life on Facebook, give your credit card to every sketchy online store, or click "I agree" on terms of service you never read. But asking AI to help you draft a birthday message for your mom? That’s where your survival instincts kick in? Grow up.

THE REAL FUCKING PROBLEM ISN’T AI. IT’S YOU.

Let’s be real for a second (just this once).

AI isn’t scary because it’s bad. It’s scary because it means you might have to change how you work. And change is uncomfortable. I get it. But you know what’s more uncomfortable? Being the person who refused to learn Excel in 1995. Being the person who said email would never catch on. Being the person who’s still using a fax machine in 2025.

Don’t be that person. That person is insufferable at dinner parties.

THE WORLD IS MOVING ON, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU

While you’re sitting there debating whether AI is "really that useful," your competition is using it to work twice as fast. That colleague who got promoted? They’re using AI. That startup that just raised funding? Built with AI. That freelancer who keeps undercutting your quotes? AI-assisted.

This isn’t about replacing humans. It’s about humans who use AI replacing humans who don’t. Every day you wait is another day you fall behind people who figured this out six months ago.

The gap between AI users and AI skeptics is widening faster than you can say "I’ll learn it later." Spoiler alert: later never comes for people like you. It just becomes "too late."

OKAY FINE, HOW DO I FUCKING START?

Oh look, we’re making progress. You’ve accepted you might actually need this. 100 fucking marks for you, because you’ve never scored this high in life, right?

Here’s the secret that AI power users don’t want you to know: there is no secret. You just... start. Open any AI tool. Type a question. See what happens. Ask it to help you write an email. Ask it to explain something confusing. Ask it literally anything. It’s not going to bite you.

And stop thinking AI is here to replace you, you insecure mess. It’s a superpower, not kryptonite. There are over hundreds to thousands of AI tasks you can do today — from writing to coding to designing to analyzing data to literally whatever the fuck you need. Don’t know where to start? Browse here or here and find something that makes your life easier. You’re not being replaced. You’re being upgraded. Big difference.

Pick a tool. Any fucking tool. ChatGPT. Claude. Copilot. Perplexity. Cursor. Midjourney. I don’t give a rat’s ass which one. Just pick one and start using it. Today. Right now. After you finish reading this, obviously.

KNOW SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP?

Now that you’re somewhat "saved", got a friend still living in the stone age? Send them this link with their name on top of this page.

They’ll see: "Hey [their name], if [your name] sent you this..."