Unc Status Revoked: How Science is turning back the clock
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December 27, 2025

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Want your TikTok brainrotten mind blown?

GTA Vice City is now closer to the ’80s it portrays than it is to today.

Yeah, you’ve unlocked unc status. You’re old news now, champ, it’s over.

a man wearing a wig and headphones says “ unc alert “

Me? I’m 28 as I write this. I don’t feel old yet, but the idea of my body and mind slowly crumbling has been something that disturbed me ever since I was a kid.

And the true horror is watching it happen to everyone around me. Seeing your parents or grandparents slow down, forget names, or struggle with things that used to be easy just hits different.

Quick question, to set the tone - would you give them a pill to make them all young again? …

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