SYSTEM_ONLINE
System Operational|v1.4.2 stable
Complexity, Automated.
Stop manually auditing websites and checking keywords. Automate your SEO with precision tools that run 24/7. Highly competent. Unapologetically technical.
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Enterprise-Grade Security
API-First Architecture
99Uptime Guarantee
OPERATOR_MANIFESTO
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Why SomewhatBot exists
Most tools give you dashboards.
We give you decisions.
SomewhatBot started as an internal automation system inside an agency. When it worked internally, we opened it up.
No noise. No bloated features. Just systems that surface opportunity.
HOW IT WORKS
SYS_01
One clear output at a time. No tabs. No distractions.
SYS_02
We highlight gaps competitors miss—not vanity metrics.
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SYSTEM_ONLINE
System Operational|v1.4.2 stable
Complexity, Automated.
Stop manually auditing websites and checking keywords. Automate your SEO with precision tools that run 24/7. Highly competent. Unapologetically technical.
🌍
Enterprise-Grade Security
API-First Architecture
99Uptime Guarantee
OPERATOR_MANIFESTO
// OPERATOR_MANIFESTO
Why SomewhatBot exists
Most tools give you dashboards.
We give you decisions.
SomewhatBot started as an internal automation system inside an agency. When it worked internally, we opened it up.
No noise. No bloated features. Just systems that surface opportunity.
HOW IT WORKS
SYS_01
One clear output at a time. No tabs. No distractions.
SYS_02
We highlight gaps competitors miss—not vanity metrics.
SYS_03
Insights are stored, reusable, and easy to execute on.
LIVE_SIGNALS
SYSTEM_ONLINE
Intelligence
streaming live.
Watch real users uncovering content gaps, volume spikes, and audience personas in real-time.
312
Total Insights
1.2s
Avg Scan Time
Live Feed
LAB STATUS
A growing automation lab
Built to solve real agency bottlenecks
- Used internally on live client work
- Systems graduate from private → public
- Tools stay opinionated, not bloated
PRODUCTION_STATUS
Active
Keyword & Opportunity Analysis
Automates the manual research typically done by expensive SEO agencies. Surfaces competitors, gaps, and easy wins.
IN DEVELOPMENT
- Website SEO auditsIn Progress
- LLM visibility (ChatGPT, Claude)
- Content conversion diagnostics
INFRASTRUCTURE
OPERATOR_LEVEL
Built by people who deploy this for clients
This isn’t a theoretical SaaS. It’s the exact production stack we use to automate growth for 7-figure agencies.
TRUSTED OPERATORS GLOBALLY
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This is not another
SEO tool.
Most tools sell you complexity to justify their price tag. We sell you the outcome.
We don’t sell dashboards.
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We don’t sell subscriptions you forget.
You get one insight.
When you need it.
That’s it.
Built for people who want
clarity, not complexity.
Free to use. One insight per day.