Companies Demand Elite Engineers, Yet Their Websites Load Like a Dying Dial-Up Modem
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This is my favorite part of the whole tech industry circus:

Companies throw out job descriptions demanding:

  • “10+ years of React”, which technically is possible now, but only if you were one of the 12 people using React before it was cool
  • “Deep expertise” in 14 different frameworks
  • Mastery of system design
  • Knowledge of Kubernetes, AWS, Terraform, Redis, Kafka, machine learning, microservices, DevOps, and possibly necromancy
  • The ability to reverse a binary tree in the middle of a burning building during an earthquake

…yet when you actually visit their website?

It loads like it’s being served off a Raspberry Pi held together with duct tape.

  • Their Lighthouse score is in the red
  • Their bundle size is obese
  • Their Core Web Vitals look like the vitals of a corpse, and interac…

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