Guardian: ‘Look what you’ve done to my children!’: a tale of winter wonderland disasters … What was delivered: One visitor called it “a whole load of burger vans with a small funfair”. Another called it “a tent with some statues”. One said of Santa that his “beard was falling down and you could see his normal clothes underneath his costume”. Another said it contained “no reindeers, no huskies, no rides, no live music, not even a single bloody light!!!!”. One said it “did nothing but distort and maybe even destroy my child’s belief in the magic of Christmas”. But the most damning visitor comment was: “My little Anais asked, ‘Nanny have we been bad?’”