YEAH YEAH YEAH

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I wish that I could fly, that I could fly, and I could fly, just like a dragonfly, Mr Bond. I want to get away, just like a dragonfly, Mr Bond. YEAH YEAH YEAH, Mr Bond. I want a Milky Way, Mr Bond. I’d just like a Milky Way, YEAH YEAH YEAH (Milky Way), Mr Bond. Oh, and the official James Bond account appears to have leaked a trailer showing Lenny Kravitz as a007: First Light, villain, Mr Bond.

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The video above isn’t the trailer the 007 Twitter account shared and the yanked earlier today, as spotted by users on ResetEra. It is, however, the first thing which comes to mind when I think of musician Lenny Kravitz, whom the trailer shows lending his face to a First Light villain named Bawma.

Bawma, according to the text of the tweet that’s handily been screenshotted by the Ian Games Network, "rose from nothing, broke free, and built his own Kingdom of Aleph." He’s "the largest black-market dealer in the Western Hemisphere who’s as charismatic as he is unpredictable."

Bawma shows off this charismatic unpredictability in the trailer by threatening to drop Bond into a pit of female crocodiles. Bond, always thinking with his tadger, ends the trailer by saying "Girls? Of course." Like he’s just figured out his life’s a big cosmic knob joke. A cosmic knob joke that’ll presumably be laughed at again at tonight’s Geoff Awards, assuming IO Interactive debut this trailer properly there.

Anyway, shout out to Neil Cicierega for absolutely ruining a bunch of songs for me in the best way possible. Make sure you’re bustin into our Geoff Awards liveblog today if you fancy watching the show alongside us.