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theonion.com
167
posts in the last 30 days
Regretful
Conservative Wakes Up To Find He
Drunkenly
Got Nazi Tattoo Removed
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3d
Fractures
Emerge Between GOP’s
Pro-Pedophilia
, Extremely
Pro-Pedophilia
Wings
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·
4d
Apple Backs Up Tim
Cook
’s
Memories
To Port Over Into Next CEO
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·
4d
Rancor
Baby
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·
4d
‘Michael’ Criticized For
Depicting
Neverland
Ranch With Cooler Rides Than It Actually Had
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·
4d
Nation’s
Dads
Yearn
For Chance To Back Large Vehicle Into Tight Spot
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·
4d
Soybean
Wishes
It Could Just Be A
Soybean
And Have That Be Enough
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·
4d
UFC
Broadcasters
Look Like It
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·
4d
Straggler
Cicadas
To Appear
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·
5d
At Long Last,
InfoWars
Is
Ours
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·
5d
·
Hacker News
,
r/UpliftingNews
Surgeon
Charged After Removing Wrong
Organ
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·
5d
‘
Beef
’ Creator Reveals Season 3 Will Focus On Escalating Feud Between
Cartoon
Mouse, Cat
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·
5d
Uber Driver
Casually
Mentions
This His First Time Driving
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·
5d
The
Onion
’s Exclusive Interview With Lena
Dunham
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·
5d
Michael
Rapaport
Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row
Bedbugs
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·
5d
Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In
Horrific
New ‘
Juno
’ Position
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·
1w
Oil Prices
Plummet
In Big
Fuck-You
To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
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·
1w
Tips For Getting Better
Haircuts
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·
1w
Lena
Dunham
Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’
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·
1w
TMZ
Launches D.C.
Bureau
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·
1w
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