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I Can't Believe No One Believes My Very Believable Story About Teleporting To Waffle House

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New York Times Just Asking: If Universal Child Care Helps Rich People, Should We Have It At All?

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But You Are Blanche, You Are In That Chair!

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Happy National Hug A Newsperson Day To Those Who Celebrate!

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Trump To Put His Name On Seniors' Cat Food After He Guts Medicare To Give Pete Hegseth $1.5T In Splodey Things

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Pete Hegseth Gonna FIRE FAT CHICKS To VICTORY!

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In Rematch With Tuberville, Doug Jones Has Radical Idea: Don't Elect The Stupid Dipsh*t This Time

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Pam Bondi, You Are GTFO

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Girl, Bye. Tabs, Fri., April 3, 2026

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Fight for your right (to party). Wonkette One A Day for 4/2/26!

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Do-Do-Do-DOOOO! Announcing The 2026 Wonkette Friends And Family (That's You, Dummies) Tour For 2026!

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HOORAY, Republicans Will End The DHS Shutdown! OH NO, Republicans Can't Agree On That After All!

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That Reagan-Era Time Las Vegas Crushed The Unions

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Trump Speech: Iran War Is Not A War, Over Also Not, So Why Don't You Love Me Any More, America?

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Ex-Gay Torture May Soon Be Legal Again In Colorado (And Everywhere Else), Because SCOTUS

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Study: Men Who Want #Tradwives Actually Just Hate Women Altogether, Including The #Tradwives

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Bad Boys Bad Boys! Tabs, Thurs., April 2, 2026

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For April Fool's Day, Wonkette Is Serious And Sober. Your Srs Bns Wonkette One-A-Day For April 1, 2026

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Jillian Michaels, Dave Rubin Just Dazzled By Genius Of Those Who Think They Shouldn't Have Rights

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In New Challenge To Objective Reality, January 6 Insurrectionists Sue Cops Who Defended Capitol

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