@emilyfreeman.bsky.social - emily freeman · Scour

Explaining to my kid that St*phen M!ller’s Vanity Fair portrait was not the best of the bunch — “his isn’t so bad” — and was designed to make him look like Goeb...

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Have you tried to get a 10-year-old to pack for a two week trip or would you prefer to get a root canal because I can tell you where I’m landing.

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God I hope it’s the rapture tomorrow. That would solve so many problems.

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Shoutout to meetings so stressful your Oura ring thinks you’re exercising. 😂

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I wish I loved anything as much as some of y’all love Diet Coke.

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I run a very serious company.

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Every time I see a video of a panda I just think, You’re not even trying to survive.

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I had such a blast working with the @microsoftlearn.bsky.social team!

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OH: “Darling, you’re at a Renaissance Fair. It’s… all nerds.” 😂

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Me: “I have a story.”

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A food item came out slightly off of what my daughter wanted.

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LPT: If you would like to lose weight, start a business and then you will just not have time to eat.

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Freeman & Forrest is a year old! It's been a wild, incredible journey and we've learned so much.

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“I get marshmallows. I’ve had a hard day.”

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I have somehow assembled one of the best teams I could possibly have.

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Funniest quote of the day:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Me: “Sorry, I curse a lot.”

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The Democrats are a great example of what happens when you prioritize minimizing negative feedback vs. prioritizing visibility.

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This. Is. So. Accurate.

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