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"What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!"

"So, did your son and Jeffrey Epstein talk about pole dancing as he begged him for money using your limited credibility?"

There is "a soft toy called the Monster Wolf Mini that is intended to scare off Japan’s increasingly aggressive bears and can be carried by hikers."

"You gained 14 pounds in one year!"

"This sort of match needs to be umpired by a man... you need a lot of strength to go against the crowd."

Just as I was complaining that I'm weary of the topics in the news, I run across "Jeffrey Epstein’s Sperm May Have Survived Him."

"But it’s a familiar thought that new technologies lead to de-skilling, the erosion of capacities people used to cultivate."

"It was now almost impossible for me to make a decision without getting A.I.’s opinion. By Friday evening, I was starting to worry that the interest in our house..."

"His alter ego on 'The Thick of It,' Stewart Pearson, was portrayed as a clownish figure who tries to push 'thought circles' on bewildered Tories and utters pablum like 'knowledge is porridge.'"

"The German economy, once known for its efficiency, orderliness and stability, is in a terrible mess."

"There is an active Bluetooth network labeled 'BOMB'..."

"Tennessee bars journalists from witnessing the intravenous line insertion process, the first major step of the lethal injection protocol."

"Hey everyone, it’s Amy. Um, I wanted to make a statement today and—oh, sorry, I’m getting eaten by bugs."

West Wing?

The weeds — milk and butterfly.

The Mystery of the Paint Peel.

"You don't have to tip. You wanna tip."

"[Michelle] Obama called [George W.] Bush 'a wonderful man' and 'a funny man.' 'I love him to death,' she said...."

"He came in strategically prepared to disarm us with niceness.... It worked on you, didn't work on me."

Sunrise.

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