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Casting Notice for the Unaired CW Pilot Young Hamlet

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The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus

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An Open Letter to the Soft Millennial Man Now Facing Extinction

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My Order to Kill Everyone and Everything Was Taken Out of Context

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New Artist Guidelines for Grant Funding

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Should You Move to the Center? (As Defined by The New York Times’ Editorial Board)

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A Holiday Gift Guide for the Creative Neurodivergent Baddie in Your Life

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Don’t Worry, Our New Stadium Will Have an Endless, Gigantic Parking Lot

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More Excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto

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New 911 Automatic Caller Menu Options

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The Stranger Things They Carried

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Your Family’s Thanksgiving Fight Schedule

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Post-Dinner Interview with the Uncle Who Was Demoted to the Kids’ Table at Thanksgiving

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I Was Always in Favor of Releasing the Epstein Files, Even as I Was Desperately Trying to Prevent Their Release

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I’m in Charge at This Hertz Location, and Buddy, You’re Not Getting a Car Today

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Thanksgiving’s Going to Be a Tough One This Year, Charlie Brown

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A Sycophantic Turkey Implores President Trump to Eat Him

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A Syncophantic Turkey Implores President Trump to Eat Him

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To Grandmother’s House We Go

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Excerpts from The Believer: Stuff I’ve Been Reading: Fall 2025

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