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We’ve Officially Won the War We’re Currently and Indefinitely Fighting

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The Party of Small Government Demands Twenty-Four-Hour Video Footage of Your Children

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An Excerpt from Annabelle Gurwitch’s New Memoir, The End of My Life Is Killing Me: The Unexpected Joys of a Cancer Slacker

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The Script of Every American Movie Set in Ireland

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Is Your Child Suffering from Brain Rot or Quoting Finnegans Wake?

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A Brief Overview of What It Means to Be a “Viking” for Bostonians

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I Don’t Care That My Boyfriend Is a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach—I Love Him, and We’re Getting Married

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The Little Bunny from Goodnight Moon Accepts an Award

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Excerpts from The Believer: No One Gave It to You

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I Brought Your Child an Oversized Lollipop Because I Hate You

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To Keep Americans Safe, the Press Must Only Publish Hot Photos of Me

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