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Driver cited after being caught drinking 151 in McLaren on I-5. Sorry, I misread that - Driver cited after being caught driving 151 in McLaren on I-5 [Murica]

Beautiful old abandoned movie theaters that were turned into grocery or drug stores. Or parking lots [Interesting]

Gas station prices hate high has prices, too, mainly because they have to start stocking all that ARM/LEG/1STBORN signage [Obvious]

Descendants of a notorious Dutch SS collaborator have absolutely no idea how a masterpiece plundered from the Netherlands by Hermann Goering could have possibly ended up in their home

Around one hundred hot dogs stolen in overnight burglary at Central Florida school. Police now relishing the chance to play ketchup as the offenders move their buns

The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is paragon, as in "I asked if the Doublemint Twins were still here, and she replied, 'Paragon'" [Amusing]

Sailor finds decomposing rat inside energy drink he's consuming, goes to ER for help, advised "with the chemicals that are in Monster, that it should be OK" [Ob...

Potato futures record dramatic surge of more than 700 percent in less than a month, with analysts observing that the potato futures are so bright, they gotta wear spuds

The size of his...wallet? [Giggity]

People suddenly start to understand what "no more resupply ships" actually means. EVERYBODY PANIC [Obvious]

Some guy wins $1100 in court after his family didn't wake up early enough to get sun loungers on vacation in Greece [Silly]

If you're heading to the DC War Memorial, be sure to bring some quarters so you can play Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell the video game [Interesting]

Cruise ship with over 100 sick passengers arrives at Port Canaveral, Florida. Not the Hantavirus ship, this is just a regular Norovirus Cruise [Florida]

I guess the moral of this story is, if you steal dildoes, don't sell them back to the dildo company [Interesting]

The Argentinian city of Ushuaia, located at the far southern tip of the country, has long been known as "The End of the World." And, as the probable birthplace of the Hantavirus outbreak, that name may be more appropriate than anyone guessed

Just Deus It [Amusing]

Polymarket, where losers get a free ride to Loserville [Obvious]

Yes please [Cool]

Officer with Domestic Violence Reduction team arrested for...aw, you guessed [Obvious]

Armageddon is coming, the river has dried up (possible nsfw content on page) [Unlikely]

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