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Most doctors will remove extraneous twigs, pine needles, and moss from a wound before suturing it [Asinine]

Tehran strikes tanker off coast of Doha after Qatar ship breaks Hormuz blockade [Misc]

One injured, one dead after pickup hits tree in downtown Amarillo. Status of dog, jilted lover, or the rest of the country song is unknown [Scary]

Silver Spoon restaurant serving a generous portion of pew pew pew for Mother's Day brunch [Murica]

Unnecessary technology, fruit, music history, and doggies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-9 Sunday Edition [Weird]

She looked at me with concern and disgust. You know, the two dominant mom emotions [Spiffy]

Photoshop this crinkly [Photoshop]

Dozen teens in the back of a U-Haul? Those are rookie numbers [Stupid]

No more ICE at Disney [Spiffy]

Off-duty security guard will be sentenced to 20-28 years in prison for mistakenly thinking he enjoys the same level of protection from the legal system as an on-duty US police officer

The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 10 is halcyon, as in "The lens in his control panel helped halcyon 2001: A Space Odyssey" [Amusing]

Please note: if your toilet is leaking twenty-five thousand gallons of water per billing cycle, there's something seriously wrong with it. Or with the billing, one of the two

Won't somebody please think of the poor lifted truck owners? [Murica]

Photoshop this spooky path [Photoshop]

Subby struggles getting out of the bathtub while this 12 year old girl swims 2 hours to an island for help after their boat capsized [Hero]

$900 K for 818 SF, 1 bed 1 bath cottage with 59 steps up one of the steepest outdoor staircases in San Francisco [Stupid]

Tik-Tok creator starts crowdfunding campaign to buy Spirit Airlines has already racked up over $335 million pledges. He only needs another 1.3 BILLION to get cl...

If you get a desperate call from Drew pleading for emergency cash to fix the servers, at least check beerspill.fark.com first [PSA]

No matter how aggravating those little bastards get, parents cannot lock their kids out of their houses to teach them "how to be homeless" [Scary]

Officer, do you know who I am? No, but you're not who you say you are [Dumbass]

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