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Trump has a meltdown after NYC slaps a new tax on empty penthouses owned by billionaires like his buddies

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Trump is mad that news outlets he constantly insults are not praising him for a war he started

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Florida cop confidently writes up woman for driving with a device in her right hand. He just misses one tiny detail

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Woman gets on flight to Chicago. Then a ‘frat boy’ pilot gets on the intercom: ‘Can confirm many of my pilots are 23-30 years old’

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Woman goes to Walmart in a normal outfit. Then an older man comments the most vile thing to his son: ‘What an odd thing to say’

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Florida man picks up Hinge date. Then he starts driving her somewhere she didn’t agree to go: ‘Never let them take you to the second location’

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Why Would Coldplay Check in on the Woman Having an Affair on the Kiss Cam at Their Concert?

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Trump Administration Deportation Flights Case Hits Turbulence

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Michigan woman tries to close T-Mobile account on stolen iPhone. Then things escalate when the workers threaten to put their hands on her for ‘lying’

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‘The same thing happened with my friend’: Detroit woman buys Oakley Meta glasses. Then they burn her face

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New York woman goes on date with man who asks the server to split the bill at the start. Then he tries to pull something pretty sneaky

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Texas woman goes on 3 dates with man. Then she gets a call from another woman: ‘You know about the arrest right?’

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Ticketmaster’s Monopoly Case Has Serious Consequences

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Why Are Some of Our Favorite Hollywood Actresses Pivoting Hard Into AI!?

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Eric Swalwell Stepping Down Has Two of His Accusers Sighing in Relief

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White Lotus star Theo James blasts manosphere for ‘meaningless bravado’

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Atlanta woman starts dating man with ‘trust fund.’ Then she DMs his ex and learns the shocking truth about his money: ‘But did you get the Porsche?’

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‘I’m not very tauntable’: It’s a Fed Chair nightmare for Trump where one Republican’s ‘no’ could spell disaster for Kevin Warsh

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Trump announces Israel-Lebanon ceasefire claiming he solved a 10th war: ‘does it count if he helped start it?’

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Federal judge slams Trump’s national security excuse for 90,000 sq.ft. White House ballroom as downright absurd

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