This letter to Ted Turner from his dad on the choice of college major could be the best ... (opens in new tab)

This letter to Ted Turner from his dad on the choice of college major could be the best thing you will read today. Horribly misguided and against everything I stand for, but oh how much fun. This is how it starts: My dear son, I am appalled, even horrified, that you have adopted Classics as a Major. As a matter of fact, I almost puked on the way home today. And it gets better! (ᔥNY Times Pitchbot on Bluesky)