Grandpa Pudding Brains is hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm (opens in new tab)

Grandpa Pudding Brains ordered the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool painted "American flag blue," watched it turn fresh engine-coolant green, and is now hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm. Since the Orange Menace declared the problems at the memorial were due to vandals, and not grift, arrests have been made, and a dead duckling has been found. — Read the rest The post appeared first on .