How to eat pizza (opens in new tab)

I did a photo shoot with the new book and things quickly went south. This week’s question comes to us from Michael Walsh: Can I eat the last slice of pizza in the box? This is the wrong question to be asking. The better question is “Am I hungry?” An even better follow-up question is “Am I the hungriest person here?” And, if you wanna get all Marxist about it (and trust that I do), an even better questions is “Who the fuck ate the other seven slices?” Pizza etiquette is a fucking war zone, so ...