America 250's Musical Lineup Is Auditory Equivalent Of A Folding Chair (opens in new tab)

The United States’ Semiquincentennial is coming up—250 years, baby! Let’s party! To celebrate, the Great American State Fair will be popping up on the National Mall, and you know that the music is gonna be tight. Let’s see who’s so far: Martina McBride – June 25 C+C Music Factory – June 26 Milli Vanilli – June 26 Vanilla Ice – June 26 Young MC – June 26 Commodores – June 27 Morris Day & The Time – June 27 Flo Rida – July 2 Bret Michaels – July 3 Well, it’s certainly no Turning Point USA , but...