It’s Time To Begin Safeguarding The Future Against Our Intelligent Teddy Bear (opens in new tab)

[STEPS OUT ONTO THE STAGE WITH A WIRELESS MICROPHONE ATTACHED TO MY CHEEK] Meet Andre. Andre is a teddy bear, but one with a secret. Would you like to tell everyone your secret, Andre? [SQUEEZES THE BEAR] “I love you!” I love you too, Andre! Yes, friends and investors: Andre can talk. Using cylindrical dry…