Every Alarm Is a Crime Scene: Meet Poirot, the Read-Only Incident Detective (opens in new tab)

What if the thing that gets paged at 2am wasn't a person, but a detective that investigates the incident strictly read-only and leaves a grounded report in your inbox? Built on top of Danielle Heberling's headless-Claude-on-shared-compute pattern, pointed at incident response, written in TypeScript. The 2am page The alarm fires on an error spike. You wake up, open a blank terminal, and start doing the same thing you always do: pull the error signatures, find the last deploy, size the blast ra...