How to Launch Your Side Project Without Spending a Week Writing Copy (opens in new tab)

You shipped. Finally. The thing works, you've got users who like it, and now you need to actually tell people it exists. And then you open a blank doc and realize the launch itself might take longer than building the product. Product Hunt description. Twitter thread. Reddit post for r/SideProject, r/entrepreneur, maybe r/webdev. A cold pitch email for three newsletters. Forty-something directory submissions. An SEO page. A response ready for the person who will inevitably show up and ask 'why...