I Built an AI SEO System on Google Sites Because Apparently, I Hate Myself (opens in new tab)

A technical shitpost accidentally containing distributed systems engineering Google Sites is not a CMS. It is a cry for help. It has: the rendering flexibility of wet cardboard the semantic structure of a hostage situation and the developer experience of arguing with a printer from 2007 Naturally... I looked at this horrifying technological artifact and thought: "Yeah I can probably make this AI-search optimized." This was the beginning of several terrible life decisions. Modern SEO Feels Spi...