Your README lies. So I built a bot that opens a docs PR every time you merge. (opens in new tab)

The README lies. Not on purpose. It was true the day someone wrote it. Then the function got renamed, the flag got removed, the env var changed, the endpoint moved — and nobody touched the docs, because nobody's job is the docs. So the README quietly drifts away from the code, and the first person to find out is whoever copy-pastes the snippet that no longer works. If you've ever opened a doc page, scrolled to a code block, and thought "...is this still real?" — you already know the failure m...