Forget grammar apps and think about potatoes (opens in new tab)

You've heard of Hemingway, the editing app. The app highlights lengthy, complex sentences and common errors; if you see a yellow sentence, shorten or split it. If you see a red highlight, your sentence is so dense and complicated that your readers will get lost trying to follow its meandering, convoluted logic. But what if. What if I do not want to be spare and tight? Perhaps I do not want to be a drunk with four overlapping wives? Hm? What if I want prose so dense and complicated that my rea...