Ranking #19 singles, U.S. edition: 1968-1970 (opens in new tab)

During these fraught times, I thank the deity whom Ronald Reagan called The Man Upstairs for extending my life enough to appreciate the stupefying awfulness of Bobby Goldsboro. Apart from strumming and projecting like Neil Diamond is his Dylan, Bobby wants listeners to know the conviction buttressing his phony existential crisis, a backhanded way to […]