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**Morning, sunshine\.** We hope you’re having as productive a start to your day as the folks Bloomberg reports are getting paid $950 to hold spots for others at the \(free\) Knicks ticker-tape parade in NYC today\. A quick reminder: If you wake up tomorrow and see morning brew on your phone, you might need to put it in rice because you spilled your coffee on it\. Like the stock market, our office will be closed in observance of Juneteenth, a commemoration of the end of slavery in the US foll...