Bytes: Everything but the runtime (opens in new tab)

**Today’s issue:** Proof-of-life blog posts, Cheeto-flavored DynamoDB, and 700,000 GPU hours of automated red teaming\. Welcome to \#499\. --- ## The Main Thing Developers finding their Node\.js happy place ### Everything but the runtime When Bun came into the picture in 2021 and we were riding the high of becoming Dogecoin millionaires, it was hard not to be excited about the idea of an alternative to Node that was faster and easier to use\. But over time, reality tends to sink i...