Caption contest #986 analysis (opens in new tab)

My caption “I'm trying to to stop doomscrolling, would you mind switching it to the moon?” A million obvious jokes about gym etiquette, form critique, and sexual harassment immediately came to mind. After rejecting those, I started thinking about why the man might be there. What led to this situation? Assuming this is just part of the normal gym-going experience, why might the woman be annoyed with him? One common annoyance in shared public spaces is the presence of TVs. I've often wished I w...