The Scoundrel Who Steals Fruit And Apologizes Insincerely Is Having a Bad Day. (opens in new tab)

Sarasota\! A lively happy fun place along the Florida Coast that will probably not be imminently destroyed, or long term destroyed, or corrupted by evil or any of that not nice happy fun stuff that happens to non-sunny places with urban populations\. You, my friend are just moved in, your lovely wife and children are adjusting to America just fine, and you, a darker skinned Italian speaking person of indeterminate ethnicity when examined by a moron are going to love it here\! Sarasota, Fla, i...