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If I get famous, that means they're trying to kill me. Not that I'd ever get famous, right? Right? I'm kidding, but honestly, I'm still reeling a bit from that Still, there's a certain degree of amusement in thinking about what would happen if I were all of a sudden plopped onto a larger stage. If I ever got invited to do a podcast, I'd have a lot of fun saying "no thanks, podcasts are stupid" to all the vultures out there. But no, podcasts really are stupid. It's tough to take a good thought...