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Accidental Mention Of Guest House Blows Years Of Subterfuge To Conceal Family’s Wealth From Friends (opens in new tab)

ST. LOUIS—Immediately ruining decades of graceful maneuvering to avoid discussion of the specific details of her upbringing, area woman Marissa Allen’s accidental mention of her guest house Thursday reportedly blew years of subterfuge to conceal her family’s wealth from friends. “No, no, it’s really more of a pool house, actually,” said Allen, unsuccessfully attempting to […] The post appeared first on .

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