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Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s (opens in new tab)

CHAMPAIGN, IL—Shedding new light on the concept of voluntary behavior, researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign contend in a study published this week that the existence of free will can be disproven by the fact that people repeatedly eat at chain sandwich restaurant Jimmy John’s. “Our exhaustive survey of over 12,000 regular Jimmy John’s […] The post appeared first on .

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