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Trump Warns U.S. Will No Longer Protect G7 From Threat Of Jigsaw (opens in new tab)

ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE—Claiming their failure to help America would now leave the nations incredibly vulnerable to the danger of shotgun carousels, President Donald Trump warned the G7 summit this week that the U.S. will no longer protect them from the threat of the serial killer Jigsaw. “We asked you all for support, and you didn’t listen, […] The post appeared first on .

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