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Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety (opens in new tab)

DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer with open arms,” said Lentz, noting that […] The post appeared first on .

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