Encounters with the Internet (opens in new tab)

Don’t read books, buy shoes. Urban Outfitters knows what you really wanted, and it wasn’t reading. Sometimes, Facebook has the best ads. This, for example, is a real play. Disco pants let you be a Human Supernova. Minus the probable death that might be included in that. If you have a lot of tabs open, and it takes you awhile to get back to them, sometimes they’ll completely glitch out before they recover.