Theme Park Enjoyment Index for MARCH 2026 (Goodbye Aerosmith, Hello Muppets, Bourne Stuntactular and MORE!) (opens in new tab)

The Theme Park Enjoyment Index (TPEI) is a monthly look at the events that have made an impact, both positive and negative, in this wild world of theme parks we all love so much. Each TPEI comes out on the last Saturday every month, and we assign each piece of news a positive or negative number, tal