Donald Trump knows how to party (opens in new tab)

A bloodied UFC fighter is lying flat on his back, arms akimbo. He has just been knocked unconscious by Josh Hokit, who celebrates by draping a playing card of himself around the neck of Donald Trump on the President’s 80th birthday. Then, during a post-fight interview with Joe Rogan, Hokit grabs the microphone and bellows: “Michelle Obama is a MAN!” The crowd enters a state of pure, unbridled euphoria.