Protocol for a First Date (opens in new tab)

1. Wear clothes. a. Also: i. Bullet-proof glasses. ii. A PM2.5 filtration mask. iii. Shoes suitable for riding your e-board and, if required, running. 2. When you reach the coordinates, tuck your e-board under your arm. 3. Look for a wall of thriving Pandorea Pandorana climbing the metal mesh we installed. 4. Brush away the native vine to find the elevator door with a faded staff only sign. a. Resist the urge to assess the vine’s moisture levels or tend to it. 5. Once inside, enter the number...