Pokémon TCG Pocket announces Pulsing Aura with a distressingly disappointing Lucario (opens in new tab)

I should be celebrating the announcement of Pulsing Aura, the upcoming expansion for Pokémon TCG Pocket. Finally, my Pokechild, Mega Lucario ex, is being added. However, in a form of karmic retribution for my insults towards Pocket, he is utter rubbish....