I'm sorry to say that Conan Exiles' todgers have been enlarged as part of the survival game's just-released Unreal Engine 5 makeover (opens in new tab)

I don't know how else to tell you this so I'm just going to come out and say it: the todgers in Conan Exiles have been updated, and they're bigger than they've ever been. There, you're welcome; games journalism at its finest. Read more