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Lionel Messi just got a new 85-foot statue. While it is not the only structure built in honor of the Argentine soccer legend, it is for sure the most talked-about. Unveiled in the small town of Cutral Có, Argentina, in the Patagonia region, the player’s latest statue arrives at the same time as Messi returns to the international stage for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, as well as his 39th birthday. NEW: Argentina unveils an 85-foot tall Lionel Messi statue. Despite being among the largest sculpture...