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or, "A brief introduction to actually getting people to listen to your uninteresting-to-them beliefs, sign petitions, and generally not laugh you off the sidewalk outside of the Trader Joe's you so thoughtlessly set up camp next to."or, "I thought you said you were consequentialists?"Every day, I walk past petitioners. If you live in certain parts of San Francisco, California, it's likely a daily occurrence for you as well. I have enough samples at this point to know what works and what doesn...