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What band is always in a hurry? Rush Which guitarist had the sauciest riffs? Spagh-Eddie Van Halen Why did AC/DC cancel their pool party? Thunder struck. What is Dark Side of the Moon about? It’s about forty-three minutes. Bon Jovi has a new diet where you eat one fruit a day. It’s called “living on a pear.” How much dental work did the members of Boston need? More than a filling. What did Freddie Mercury say when he saw an ocean of soda? “Is this the real life or is this Fanta-sea?” Duran Du...