The New Yorker

I Am Your Dad’s Nest Camera and I Am Ready for Shit to Go Down (opens in new tab)

Covered by AI to ROI

You taking an after-dinner stroll? BAM—I hit you with my floodlight. You taking out the trash? BAM—floodlight again.

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AI to ROI News & Analysis: June 19, 2026

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