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March and the Great KitKat Heist are both over, and Record wind output helps shield the UK from worst of Iran war fallout. Since April Fools Day apparently started early this year, allow me to extend it into actual April and waste a little of your time with what I feel is quite an attractive conspiracy theory because speculation is a coping mechanism these days, although for some it’s a paying job. Funny old world. Anyway, on to the conspiracy theory, which, I cannot stress this enough,...