Monday 8th June 2026 | Warming Up (opens in new tab)

8591/21510Ernie had his first bout of existential dread today, crying and shouting "I don't want to die! I don't want to die!" Sorry son, if you're anything like you're dad this is going to be a daily occurrence between now and whenever you finally do die. Probably in the next century mate, so don't worry too much yet. I am sad I won't be joining you. I don't want to die. I don't want to die.Catie did a good job of explaining that dying is a long way off and that people believe different thin...