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omewhere you have never heard of there is a guillotine and the pocket of your vintage bootcut blue jeans is the basket into which the cuttings fall. (Some people find this upsetting.) In the interest of keeping level heads out of slanted headlines (try harder to understand), the executions have been censored—but you may pick through the aftermath. So you decrypt the dead under a cracked spyglass, scan the contortions of their mouths for traces of hurt to misread […] The post appeared first on...