People Think Elon Musk Has a Trillion Dollars (opens in new tab)

I saw it first on an elevator at work—Elon Musk has been declared to be the first trillionaire, as judged by Forbes and Bloomberg Billionaires Index and other such sources. There are articles written about it and about politicians’ opinions on the matter. It seems to be considered newsworthy. “Social” media agrees. Unfortunately for my sanity and perspective, I’ve recently let myself backslide into scrolling on FB and Instagram, and I’ve seen memes talk about what Elon Musk could do with thes...