I visited the English holiday park by the beach that’s had a £5million makeover – my kids loved it as much as Disneyland (opens in new tab)

THE magician counts down before throwing a deck of cards into the air and hurling a knife at me. Bullseye. The blade is stuck into one card on a target hanging from my neck. Ten of clubs. The card I’d picked. I look down from the stage at my three slack-jawed kids who’ve just had a...